Jerrell Powe Sighting.

I spotted Jerrell Powe in the Grove. He was conversing with some little girl that he could eat for breakfast. They were joking about his girth. He said, "Nah, but a do weight a lot, though."

Really, Jerrell? How much do you weigh?

"About 300 pounds."

Sure you do, Jerrell. You keep telling yourself that. Maybe it'll come true.