Friday, November 14, 2008

Blogger Q&A: Squawk Em Hawk Em

So we actually managed to convince that Squawk Em Hawk Em guy to do a blogger Q&A. His responses are priceless. Check out his blog here. He apparently didn't understand that you put up the other blog's responses.

1. Talk a little bit about the impact that Kim Dameron and Ron Dickerson had on the program last year. Are you happy or sad to see them go?

I really don't waste a lot of time paying attention to assistant coaches. I'm sure you're glad to have them in Oxford where, at the very least, they're not horrible like your last group of morons! Looking on your website I can see that they're coaches for your defensive backs. Well, being as how your secondary is one of the worst in the $EC you can have those two coaches!

2. Do you feel like the win against Alabama helped your program significantly in terms of helping to build you into a team to be taken seriously within your conference?

It let the world know that Sun Belt football is just as good as anybody else's football. Yeah, the other conferences might have the money and fans but we're every bit as big, athletic, and tough as you.

3. Who's the best player on your team?

Kinsmon "The Lank" Lancaster is a real deal dual threat quarterback. He's got a total of 21 touchdowns on the season compared to your overhyped QB's 14. Ole Miss' poor secondary is going to get shredded to bits by Lancaster's pinpoint accuracy.

4. Do you think ULM should move to a different conference? If so, which one?

Once we can get the cash to run with the big boys, all we'll need is a good season or two to get serious looks by the SEC. I think it would be to everyone's benefit to have two Louisiana schools in the mix!

5. What is your prediction for Saturday's game?
ULM - 30
Ole Miss - 21
It's on Webbuhs!

14 comments:

Beck said...

Best. Q&A. Ever.

Bravo. That is high comedy. Seriously, well done, guys.

A Dirt Farmer said...
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Squawk Em Hawk Em said...

All right you smartass, I put your answers up on my blog. Come on, Rebs! Check it out if you know what's good for ya!!

SQUAWK!

Anonymous said...

"It let the world know that Sun Belt football is just as good as anybody else's football"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Luke said...

"all we'll need is a good season or two to get serious looks by the SEC."

laughable

Anonymous said...

Heyyyy Squawk there is a spill on isle 8. The manager wants you to clean it promptly!!

La Loché said...

I didn't know that corky from life goes on had a blog

Squawk Em Hawk Em said...

Real classy Ole PISS to run up the score like that. You make me sick.

Anonymous said...

Run up the score, I figured y'all would buy another billboard on I-20 if you played us within 30.

Unknown said...

Its not our fault that your first team offense couldn't move the ball against our 2nd and 3rd-stringers. Not to mention the ease with which our second team offense moved the ball.

Hotty Toddy!

Anonymous said...

59-0.


Take that shit somewhere else puke.

Anonymous said...

Run up the score? Unless I'm reading it wrong, we threw the ball a grand total of 2 times in the second half. Two... TWO!!! ...with one completion for 3 yards.

Also, to paraphrase Steve Spurrier: It isn't our job to keep us from scoring, it's yours. You want to keep the score low, play some defense.

Hotty Toddy! Go to hell LSU!

Anonymous said...

hell, we only threw the ball a total of 12 fucking times! c'mon - it's y'all's job to stop all the touchdowns

ULM sucks - face it
they went against one of the more mediocre teams in the west - and lost badly - 59- to fucking 0

maybe it was an off-game or something, but the facts are the facts

59-0

Anonymous said...

59-0

let that sink in for a moment...

59-0

do you REALLY want to put us on the schedule again? Think about that before you start talking shit again...

59 to fucking 0

omg - wtf? lmao!

you only got across the 50 twice in the whole game and never, EVER posed a scoring threat

Sun Belt rocks, huh?

Ole Piss my ass
We rule you