Oh, is this week going to be fantastic or what!? Still riding the "we just throttled LSU's shit in Baton Rouge" high, we've got only a few weekdays to squeeze in our immense hatred for the Fightin' Crooms.
So, without any further ado, I officially delcare the season for extrme Mississippi State hatin' to be open on the Red [REDACTED] Cup. Bring everything you've got to the table because onee of the SEC's most classic and enduring rivalries is being revisited this Friday in Oxford. And, this time, it won't end with a golden egg being hoisted above the head of some jackass wearing maroon.
This won't happen again for a long, long time.
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You rednecks are going to regret putting up your stupid ass sign on I-55. I don't want to see any kneel-downs near the goaline for this one. I want this to get nasty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9g4axEXZdI
The puttering sound is priceless. Sounds like the Snapper I used to mow the back yard with.
I think that's a crop duster.
The 2007 Egg Bowl loss was definitely the most productive Egg Bowl loss in the history of the series. It helped usher a bad coach out at Ole Miss, helped bring in a quality coach, and it helped keep a bad coach at State for another couple years longer than he deserves.
Let's not forget that this is Raycom's final farewell to SEC Football (thank the lord!)
"What is MS State Football."
1. It is having zero national championships.
2. It is Jackie Sherrill.
3. It is 11 wins in 4 seasons combined.
4. It is cowbells, and somehow you are proud of that.
5. It is having senior players booed off the field.
6. It is 5 SEC wins in 4 seasons combined.
7. It is Dontae Walker serving 25 years for not only selling but trafficking crack.
8. It is having the worst stadium in the SEC.
9. It is knowing Southern Miss would kill you.
10. It is LSU owning you.
11. It is ESPN canceling Thanksgiving Day coverage because you can't compete.
12. It is 1 road victory in 4 years.
13. It is a "Little Wooden Wayne."
14. It is hiring a head coach that left his last 2 programs in shambles and not thinking he would do the same to you. Good Call!
15. It is Pig Prather scoring lower on the NFL rookie exam than anyone in history.
16. It is paying $50,000 for a running back who is now in prison.
17. It is maroon, white. Now that's a clever cheer.
18. It is Vandy now claiming "at least we're not Mississippi State"
19. It is castrating a bull before a 3rd tier bowl game.
20. It is maroon being "the only color that matters."
21. It is moral victory after moral victory.
22. It is having an AD with no upper lip.
23. It is being arrested for attempting to sneak in alcohol.
24. It is thinking maroon is a sophisticated color.
25. It is losing 42-0 with 2 minutes left and your coach still jotting down notes.
26. It is not being clever enough to come up with your own bumper stickers.
27. It is putting skyboxes in a pasture.
28. It is Josh Morgan.
29. It is having players named Pork-Chop, Pig, and Slovokiea.
30. It has having a head coach named after a cartoon cat.
31. It is being proud to drive a maroon minivan.
32. It is having a chip on your shoulder for 127 years.
33. It is always having to say "wait until basketball/ baseball season."
34. It is tailgating on an actual tailgate.
35. It is knowing that you are the 5th best team in your state (Delta State & South Panola).
36. It is knowing that you couldn't win a 5A state championship in Mississippi.
37. It is having more fans show up to a baseball game.
38. It is losing homecoming.
39. It is having mascot that licks himself.
40. It is having the homecoming queen's vehicle in the parade be manufactured by John Deere.
41. It is attempting to blame Ole Miss because you got caught cheating.
42. It is Old Milwaukee instead of Bud Light.
43. It is Old Crow or Fighting Cock instead of Crown or Makers.
44. It is cows, sheep, and John Deere rather than hot women, hotter women, and BMW's.
45. It is no tradition whatsoever.
46. It is the booming metropolis of Stark'Vegas AKA: Starkghanistan.
47. It is tearing down the goal posts after your 1(superscript: st) SEC win in 2 years.
48. It is having player's stat sheets include number of arrests.
49. It is reconfiguring your campus because you have Grove envy.
50. It is "Who Let the Dogs Out"
51. It is having a dance team bigger than your football team.
52. It is "Go State, Go State" yet another clever cheer.
53. It is fans who think getting dressed up means putting on sweat pants.
54. It is wishing Ron Polk could coach football.
55. It is ESPN announcers stateing that you are the worst college town to visit.
That seems like a little much. And some of those could have been said about us for the last 4 years.
well said bruiser
It's where "Step into the Maroon" is considered an effective marketing campaign, even though it equates the school color with shit, which similarly should not be stepped in under any circumstances.
Step into Shit....
Exactly. I'd rather have a bullet in my head than my feet on the ground anywhere near Stark-Vegas.
You should have just left #14 alone.
Your own program will be dealing with the very same thing in just a few short years, Congrats.
Yeah yeah we get it already. You don't like Nutt. Well congratu-fucking-lations. I am sure your now banal and uninspired shit talk is of great solace seeing as how you are the worst team in the entire SEC.
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