Most internet seekers of truth who get their daily fill of The Cup are probably aware that Valentine's Day will be upon us on Saturday. For those who were not yet aware, you are now on notice. For those who were not yet aware and have a girlfriend, you're welcome. For those who were not yet aware and have a
boyfriend, I say, "You are welcome here, ma'am," or, in the alternative, "Back away, sir."
While some of us here can occasion the sweet taste of woman, we are uncaring cavemen and, so, were like the web-minority out there - unaware that the annual Day of Love had come upon us.
Until our sources deep inside the athletic department leaked a series of letters received by them. The first of which is reproduced below.
18 comments:
Best post yet. Gonzo, you're a douche.
I've lived in AR my whole life, but apparently, never sipped, let alone found the Kool-Aid. I still think firing Nutt was the dumbest thing Arkansas could have done, and the greatest thing in the world for Ole Miss.
GonzoHog makes me wish I didn't live here.
Keep it up RSC. Good stuff.
Good try, but you idiots (no matter where you live) will have to do a hell of a lot better than that.
Keep it coming,
and gigity, gigity to all of you suger-britches out there.
That didn't take long. I think you're obsessed, pal.
Gonzo may not be writing love letters to Houston, but I have no doubt he will spend Saturday evening with a cock in his mouth.
Ok, that's not literally true. But I really hate that guy.
Well done. Weeeellll done, sir.
Gonzo, what is suger?
ah haha I love this site
In-freakin-credible. Arkansas fans ARE silly.
Suger is what Rebel fans taste between their sister's legs.
I'm very pleased Ole Miss allumni and fans hate me. They have good reason too, 'cause I'm not even close to being done yet.
I here they do have insane assylums in Mississippi though. This is a good thing.
GO HOGS GO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
Hate you? No sir. You're great. You're pure gold entertainment.
You are truly delusional if you think we hate you. Hate implies we care. Why would we care about a fictitious name on a blog? Have you not gotten the point yet that everyone on here is just FUCKING with you? You are the butt of the joke. Is that not clear?
Really, Gonzo, without even a hint of sarcasm, I could think of no more deserving character and storyline for this type of post than you and your distaste for Houston.
In fact, I think that in some maddening way, you have contributed greatly to the success of RSC, and I could not let Valentine's Day go by without a little bit of satire recognizing your awesome commitment to and support of the blog.
Hate you? Heaven's, no. We love you. You are the dark side to our force. So, don't (because I know you won't) let a little smack talk drive you and your wackiness away.
Tell your boyfriend, "Happy Valentine's Day" from all of us at RSC!
The guy who passive-aggressively calls people retarded has more spelling errors (4) in his post than anyone else who has replied to this thread.
Ironic?
Most of you won't type enough words in any particular comment to come that close to making a grammatical error, so I won't even consider arguing the subject, which is pointless to begin with.
Here's a little hint for you, DYBD:
There's a lot more that goes into someone's retardedness than their spelling, and just in case you haven't noticed, this isn't English class.
Also, you have new recruits that can't spell their name.
Ivory,
As much as I've become accustomed to being the villan on this blog site, and like you said, as much as I've made clear my distaste for "Ole giggity goo goo", I would no doubt be lying if I didn't admit that letter was some of the funniest shit I've ever read in my life.
Considering the circumstances, well done, sir.
@ GonzoHog,
How many times did you proofread your most recent post just so you could make sure that you didn't have any grammatical errors?
I win.
Evidently, some of you ding-dongs like to think your in a game called "out spell your opponent."
If that's what you choose to do, that's fine with me. The only problem is your playing by yourself, and you alway's have been.
DYBD,
How many times did you lick your sister's privates, before your finally figured out it wasn't sweet-n-low.
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