Friday, December 12, 2008

Dan Mullen + MSU = National Champs

Discuss.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

See, this is what really irks me about State and Arkansas fans. We don't have fans who are this illogical. We have illogical fans, but I haven't seen anyone who expects Houston Nutt to win a national championship.

Anonymous said...

does that guy shave his facial hair or does it grow in all white trashy like that??

Anonymous said...

Maroon helmets! Interlocking MSU logo!

Anonymous said...

This press conference must rank up there in class right along with the Petrino calling the hogs one.

Anonymous said...

$20 says he's related to Cowboy the Bama fan.

Anonymous said...

if you want real comedy, go read the six pack board. they are equating Mullett to Vaught and Bryant.

Anonymous said...

Just for the record, before you go and start bragging about how much more intelligent your fans are, (again) do any of you genious minded people remember Nutt taking the Arkansas job in '98 and boastfully proclaiming that if a national championship can be won in Lincoln, Nebraska, it could certainly be won in Fayetteville, Arkansas?

The point is, people won't exspect anything unattainable if you don't point them in that direction.
What direction did Nutt point your team in last December? I certainly don't remember him uttering the words National Championship. If he did, then your opinion of his coaching must be based on what he did at the UofA, which isn't all that impressive in most of those years.

Anonymous said...

When you are criticizing people for being unintelligent, you should spell genius correctly, genius.

Anonymous said...

they already have t-shirts? nice rhyme...what think tank came up with that one?

Anonymous said...

Evidently you can't read, because knowone did any criticizing for being unintelligent except yourself.
Maybe you should just accept the fact that your not above anyone else and get over it.
If the best that you can do is nit-pick over someones spelling, then obviously, there's nothing behind your story.

Anonymous said...

What the hell happened to Juco. I'm ready for my lesson now.

Anonymous said...

Hey Yellow Tail,

What the fuck happened to you? Your not gonna take up for the Miss St. fans?
Put down your whataburger for a sec and speak man.

Anonymous said...

Gonzo, it's obvious that you intentionally misspell some things just to irritate us. Either that or you actually think that no one is spelled knowone.

I guess I see why you do it, but at the same time all it does is re-iterate that Arkansas fans are idiots. Way to make your university look bad. Well, the university you cheer for at least. I doubt you even went to a junior college.

Anonymous said...

I'm glad you finally figured something out Juco, but remember, some of you guys were the ones that started in with this crap about Arkansas having a bunch of pussy blogs, remember?
I suppose because we don't actually sponser any that promote such language that include intelligent words like fuck or fucktard, that we simply just don't fit into your cool way of life or that it somehow shows how much more ballsy Rebel fans can be than anyone else in the SEC.(hence the word rebel)
That's fine, but your not impressing anyone with your own ignorance if you believe it represents your own university well.

Maybe i'm not the most intelligent guy on the block, but i'm a far cry from stupid my friend.

Your right, I do try to piss you off and it looks as if I made a pretty good dent in the wash tub, so to speak.
Making Ole Miss fans upset is the easiest thing I have ever done, bar none.

Oh, by the way, since you brought it up, is it a requirement to have a college education to comment on a blog site in the United States or does that law only exist in Mississippi, land of the most high?

Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington said...

Gonzo,
If Juco is correct in that you intentionally misspell words, then you are pathetic. You're also not doing your part to combat the negative stereotype which paints all Arkansas fans as illiterate hillbillies. For the record, it's "expect" and not "exspect". Also for the record, the punctuation mark goes outside of the quotation marks in such an instance, to refute some jackass that tried to correct me in an earlier post concerning Hornsby's signing with Ole Miss.
Moving on to this unbelievably perfect picture, I am almost at a loss for words. I want to win the Powerball lottery and live on Rock Candy Mountain, but that's not going to happen. State fans comparing an offensive coordinator in his 30s with no head coaching experience to Johnny Vaught is an insult. Such insult is compounded exponentially (that means a lot, Gonzo) when it is noted that Mullen runs the spread offense in the SEC. And any Moo State fan that compares Mullen to Coach Bryant should be horsewhipped for such blatant disrespect to the history of Southern football.

Anonymous said...

Actually punctuation marks go inside quotation marks. However, if Gonzo did in fact punctuate correctly, it was merely coincidental.

http://owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_quote.html

Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington said...

Anon,

That is not true when you are using quotation marks to reference a single word.

Anonymous said...

i were an englixh major and ya'll is both wrong...

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to get in a grammar war because that would be really gay. Google it. The punctuation mark goes inside the quotation mark. I even provided you a link.

La Loché said...

gonzo hog
go brush your tooth, cuz yo breath is stank and you can't read good

Anonymous said...

La Loche,

That's actually pretty funny to be quite honest. I have no problem with those kinds of comments.

Shuler, on the other hand, is a misguided idiot.
Who cares about your so-called grammer expertice? "Inside, outside, blah, blah, blah."

Some of you guys argue like your in pre-school, but at the same time your trying to convince yourselves your smarter than someone who disagrees with you on a particular subject.
Well alrighty then. Let's all stand up and cheer for the recipient of the prestigous Golden Grammer Smack Award .......... S-H-U-U-U-L-E-R-R-R-R!!!!!

Anonymous said...

You are all missing the real point here, and that is the one Mr. Shuler elucidated. State-fans-turned-loose-on-the-intrawebs and their unfounded love of an unproven head coach is as mystifying to me as you and yours' continued hatred, Gonzo, for Nutt, who took you to Atlanta, which is all any real Rebel fan asks or expects at this point. Any Rebel who tells you different is being unrealistic. Plus, don't forget that at the beginning of, why, just THIS season, the same Starkvillans (sic) had proclaimed the late Sly CroomZ to be the chosen one capable of leading them to the BCS. I can only assume thus that these State fans are schizophrenics.

And the reality we all must accept is, we play in the SEC. Sometimes, a 6-6ish year is INEVITABLE, because in such a competitive conference the deck sometimes just stacks against you. Hence the absolutely STUPIDITY of the Auburn decision.

No, as fans we should not settle for these years, we should demand success. Certainly. But nor should we cast out our head coaches with the weekly trash. In the end, this is going to kill the conference's ability to recruit top level coaching talent, if it is not already doing so.

Anonymous said...

Man, what a fucking fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Wow! You added a one whole word to your vocabulary. Your parents must be proud.

Anonymous said...

Rh0d3$+@r said,

"In the end, this is going to kill the conference's ability to recruit top level coaching talent, if it is not already doing so".

Please name one conference in the United States that has a big time program not putting pressure on its coach to win.

Our two schools in Alabama have always been messed up with coaching hires, but there will always be a guy like Saban who isn't scared to take the plunge if the money's right.

I don't believe the rest of the conference has anything to worry about, outside of Alabama.