Thursday, April 24, 2008

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT FROM PETE BOONE

Yes, Ole Miss is breaking away from its Southernly practices of moving slowly and has implemented a plan to give us a new basketball arena.  Construction on the arena is set to begin in...2028.  

Awesome!  So when I am nearing 50 and my wife is going through menopause I'll be able to enjoy a new state of the art facility!  Andy Kennedy 20 more years?

I just wonder if he'd still be wearing his Jorts which have become a staple around town?

Seriously, if this was the "major" announcement that was supposed to come out today then I think a collective "eff" you should be directed to our Athletic Director.  Yes, it's great that we MIGHT have a new basketball arena in 20 years, but I don't consider this a "major announcement."  

Maybe by 2028 Eli and his new bu will have produced another Quarterback for us and talks about bowling in the stadium will finally get under way!

1 comments:

Señor Darnell said...

"Maybe by 2028 Eli and his new bu will have produced another Quarterback for us and talks about bowling in the stadium will finally get under way!"

What is a bu? Are you referencing the term "boo"???