Women of the Opposition: Mississippi State

Every week the RSC staff or just me looks for scandalous, exotic and really fat women that cheer for our weekend enemies. Women in the SEC are known for their beauty especially at our alma mater- OLE MISS. 

Mississippi State. A place for women exuding beauty and class. 

These are the kind of girls you bring home to momma. 

Their sexy looks, smoking hot bodies and endearing smiles would make a puppy pull a freight train.

Remember son, always use a vinyl oven mitt upon insertion

Wow. We went there. 

Women of the Opposition - Auburn

The Ghost can't sleep, y'all, so he's Googlin' stupid shit through a half open set of eyes to put on the Cup. This week, women of the opposition will feature the good, the bad, and the scandalous (but not at all in that order). If you've got any you'd like to submit, GMail us or just drop something in the comments box.

First, the bad:

I don't know what's worse, the dog-jersey, the bracelet, or the thumb ring.

I know it's a costume, geeze.

I know this doesn't seem very "Plainsy" and I seriously doubt this has anything to do with the Auburn in the SEC, but I do find it pretty funny that a Google image search of "Auburn girls" yielded this likely Obama supporter (oops, did I just say that) young woman.

Next, the good:

Who needs the support of a (certainly large) bra when you've got a big ol' belly-belt?

Finally, the scandalous. These photographs, while certainly SFW in it's purest sense, are not the kinds you'd want your boss (or, shit, even the janitor) catching you taking a peek at. I'm not going to put the image in the post but I'll link to them. There, I've warned you.

I'm pretty sure this chick was in a Playboy, and this girl likely doesn't have much in the way of "self-esteem."

Auburn wimmins: Keeping slightly ahead of the curve set by Alabama for over a century.

Women of the Opposition - Arkansas part II

Alright, alright, Casey Dick's got himself a pretty nice lady friend. Now, that purple shirt makes him look like a bit of a.... well, dick... but I guess that and big floppy ears are what they like up there in the Natural State.
It's all over the intrawebs, so you've likely seen it before now, but here's the linky-link.

Women of the Opposition: Florida

Much of the discussion about this weekend's game has centered around QB/Biblical figure Tim Tebow. The life of an SEC QB lends itself to certain privileges, such as beautiful women flocking to the south of your equator.

Indeed, Florida women are of a higher quality than some we have seen this season (see: Memphis). However, we fans at Ole Miss still allow ourselves to hold our gorgeous women up onto a pedestal for it is one of the few things we remain competitive in for consecutive football seasons.

This is contrary to the popular belief that all women in Mississippi look like this, this or this.

Florida, congratulations on your Heisman trophy winning QB who was last seen multiplying loaves of bread and fish for a multitude of people, but your women are just not up to par.

We dress up for our games, so we don't look like these screaming swamp strumpets.

Women of the Opposition: Vanderbilt

We're back with a formidable task: making the women of our SEC opponents look rather unbecoming, fat and/or generally unattractive. 

This week we take on Vanderbilt, and while the women of this university are intelligent(see: not what men are interested in), they also have loads and loads of money(see: what people at Ole Miss are interested in).

These women must be taken with a grain of salt, because whilst unsavory, they could be heir to the Post-It note fortune.

We do give props to those Vandy women that are upholding the high standard for beauty in the SEC.

Just pick out one or two and don't wander too far to the right

It hurts me a little to write this as my cousin is a current student at Vanderbilt, and although my roots are Southern, I can't quite bring myself to rate her on a scale of one to ten nor put her on this philandering website for your consumption.

However, your input is more than welcome. Bring on your tales of Vanderbilt ugliness. 

Women of the Opposition: Samford

In our continued attempts at cheap humor and pre-game "analysis," we would like to bring you our Samford edition of Women of the Opposition! Google truly is wonderful, as all of these results were gathered simply by entering "Samford girls" into the image search. The first two even come from official Samford websites... Yep, they couldn't find anything much better than what you're about to see to put on an official Samford.edu based page. Huzzah, small Baptist schools!

Stripes make you look thin! Or, wait, is it.... damn.

Horray! Abstinence!

All smiles at Samford!

Ok, ok, I'm done. If you put aside the silly cheap shots and look at this objectively, you'll see that Samford gals ain't half bad. Some of them are even pretty damn fine. The aforementioned Google search led me to Miss Keisha Walding, better known as Miss Alabama USA. Miss Walding is a Samford Bulldog and also, no lie, one of the most photogenic gals I've ever seen.

Good night, Keisha. If you're planning on attending the upcoming matchup between your Bulldogs and my Rebels, I've got a Grove tent or ten I'd like you to stop by at.

Women of the Opposition - Wake Forest

As part of our continuing coverage here at the Cup, we promised to bring you the occasionally biased coverage you deserve. Of course, you've certainly been coveraged out by now. But there's one feature that doesn't require you to think, to read, or even to get the jokes. Hence, Women of the Opposition.

As far as the women of Wake Forest go, I'd grade them somewhere above Vanderbilt, but below Alabama.

Enjoy the game, and let's all hope Riley Skinner stayed up too late last night socializing with the Women of the Opposition.

Women of the Opposition: Memphis

If there's one thing Memphis fans have, it's really attractive women that cheer for them. Nothing says beautiful like southwestern Tennessee co-eds. How they haven't cancelled the Miss USA pageant due to the glowing gorgeousness of these females is beyond me.

Check out these hotties. Woo wee. Git-r-done.

Okay, perhaps this is unfair. We'll just let Confederate Railroad tell you a little about women in Memphis. Nothing says classy dame like a one night stand with one of these guys.

NOTE: As a part of our game week coverage shit talkin' we're going to show you pictures of ugly co-eds from whatever school it is where about to play? Why, you ask? Because all of our girlfriends, wives, one-night-stands, et al look waaaaaaaaaay better than whatever they've got. If you've got any pictures you'd like us to run as a part of this weekly feature then send them our way (the button is on the right toolbar).