Thursday, May 1, 2008

Baker Stirs Up Controversy

After the game against Jackson State (A historically black university), the soft-spoken Nathan Baker reveals the real reason he came to Ole Miss. The winning pitcher, Baker, stated, "I was a little intimidated by that because I thought if someone was getting on they were going to steal," according to the DM's recap of last night's game.

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Later in an interview the DM was not present at, Nathan stated, "The biggest reason I came to Ole Miss was not because of Mike Bianco and the hot white girls, rather due to the strong racial history present on the campus, and I was a DEKE legacy but just could not find time between baseball and my other hobbies to join such a distinguished institution."

4 comments:

Cameo in 'Valpo' Shining Moment said...

Does anyone else think it's absurd that the guy in the picture is letting those chocolate chip cookies float away?

Bob said...

I'm such a drunk... I never noticed there were cookies.

matthstephenson said...

I'm so sanitary...I never noticed there was beer or cookies.

The One That Got Away said...

The best part of the picture is the beer in the back pocket.