Arkansas linebacker Wendel Davis may be facing felony charges after smashing up a car. Davis apparently got mad enough to smash his fist through a car window after, I'm not kidding here, the aforementioned car bumped into his scooter (I hope his scooter had a badass flame job, to boot). I find this amusing because of the mental image the story conjures up: a large, athletic male dressed in Arkansas Razorbacks sweats going apeshit because his scooter got a ding in it. It's a scene you'd expect from a smaller, greasier male in Athens or Naples, but Fayetteville? Seriously? Anyway, this adds to an already exciting, crime filled summer break.EDIT: I wonder where this kid's first SEC scholarship offer is coming from.
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That video is easily the best one on youtube.
He had an encore a few weeks later, as his beat up his grandma in a store because she wouldn't buy him chicken.
The SEC: Where players do hoodrat things for their friends.
It should be noted that, according to the police report, the driver of the car bumped Davis on purpose in furtherance of a convoluted dispute over a skank.
Really? If so, it makes much more sense. Women always make football players commit insane acts of nonsense.
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