Jared "Finger Lickin'" Lorenzen, Age 7, AKA Pillsbury Throwboy
KENTUCKY
Best Tradition: Basketball. Yep, even though it's nearly kickoff time for the 2008 season, most Wildcat fans are already focused on Billy Gillespie and a collection of McDonald's All Americans that will intimidate some teams into defeat. They've got seven national championships in basketball, and basically win the SEC every year even when they aren't up to snuff nationally. It's the ability to say to a Georgia or South Carolina fan after defeat in football season, "Hey, see you in basketball season!" and watch the victor cringe as they remember past blow-outs and alley-oops from guys like Dan Issel, Louie Dampier and Tayshaun Prince. Kentucky basketball raises the SEC's RPI every season by approximately 149 teams with the exception of a few years(see: last season).
Worst Tradition: The Bluegrass Miracle. While not a tradition, it sums up the football history of Kentucky. This is one of the worst coverage disasters in SEC history. Kentucky returned the favor somewhat this past season by defeating the Fightin' Tigers in three overtimes, but this loss still has to sting.
4 comments:
pretty much nailed it.
It's just that those dumbasses stormed the field...
seriously?
You'll have to excuse us.
We are too tradition-rich to storm the court in basketball, so we overdo it in football.
We got a little excited.
I remember watching that live and feeling so bad for KY because that's the type of lucky shit that always happens for LSU.
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