We're sure that Scruggs will be spending most of his time with his family until he has to report to federal prison on August 4. We also know, though, that Richard Scruggs is a pretty big Ole Miss football fan. The Rebels' last two coaching searches have been performed from Scruggs' personal jet.
So, considering the extra time you have before prison, the fact that you're a solid Ole Miss fan, and the reputation you no longer have any need to protect, maybe you could get about bribing a few folks for us.
Mike Slive
The fate of The One of which We Shall Not Speak lies in the hands of The Commish. Getting that guy qualified would improve our defensive line, improve his quality of life, and really piss off a bunch of State fans and the Orgeron. This is a win-win-win!
Willie Herenton
The Mayor of Memphis can do one important thing for Ole Miss football to ensure the happiness and well-being of our fans for a generation - bulldoze the Liberty Bowl. After five (going on six) autumns in Oxford, I've had the misfortune of starting everyone with either a visit to or a visit from the Tigers. I know Pete Boone promises that this will be the last meeting between the
The officials scheduled to work the Alabama game
Obviously, some of us are worried about other games, but this guy really wants to beat Alabama. And I want to cheat at it. I don't want to win fair and square, not even by twenty points in Tuscaloosa. I want to go to Bryant-Denney and snatch victory illegitimately from the jaws of defeat. Because as Bret Maverick says, "There is no more deeply moving religious experience ... than cheatin' on a cheater."
So, there it is, Dickie. Three pretty easy targets, none of which will earn you any more time in the clink, but any of which will cement your place among the Order of Rebel heroes.
7 comments:
"poor retard"
Not your best work.
Yeah... that was low Ivory. Couldn't you come up with something equally as low but with more thought behind it?
Guarandamntee you Penn Wagers will be head official for the bama game.
Why would you bulldove the only bowl the Rebels have a chanc eof reaching in the next ten years?
Anon,
I assume you're either a State or Arky fan.
To which I say "fuck you, you faggot." Jesus, fucking Christ, these fucks need to get over themselves. To State: Starkville is shit and nobody cares what you do/think. To Arkansas: a lot of people forget you're actually in the SEC.
Fuck off and go hang yourself,
Barry.
A webpage devoted to Ole Miss football? unfuckingbelievable.
Why dont you start a page about competitive checkers...or some OTHER shit that nobody else in the country gives a damn about.
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