Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Women of the Opposition: Samford

In our continued attempts at cheap humor and pre-game "analysis," we would like to bring you our Samford edition of Women of the Opposition! Google truly is wonderful, as all of these results were gathered simply by entering "Samford girls" into the image search. The first two even come from official Samford websites... Yep, they couldn't find anything much better than what you're about to see to put on an official Samford.edu based page. Huzzah, small Baptist schools!

Stripes make you look thin! Or, wait, is it.... damn.

Horray! Abstinence!

All smiles at Samford!

Ok, ok, I'm done. If you put aside the silly cheap shots and look at this objectively, you'll see that Samford gals ain't half bad. Some of them are even pretty damn fine. The aforementioned Google search led me to Miss Keisha Walding, better known as Miss Alabama USA. Miss Walding is a Samford Bulldog and also, no lie, one of the most photogenic gals I've ever seen.



Good night, Keisha. If you're planning on attending the upcoming matchup between your Bulldogs and my Rebels, I've got a Grove tent or ten I'd like you to stop by at.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Too bad she's Baptist.

Anonymous said...

The real question regarding Miss Keisha- Real or Fake?

Does the Baptist church have an official stance on fake knockers?

artiger said...

They're fake...she's too thin.

artiger said...

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

Bob said...

I don't think she's too thin. Trust me, I've dated thin before, and this gal ain't thin.

Anonymous said...

". . . I'd like you to stop by at." Are you serious Clark?

Anonymous said...

i've got a tent in my pants that she can check out

Anonymous said...

What the hell kind'a name is Keisha?

artiger said...

Cutler, I meant that she is too thin for those to be real.