
Ah, yes, the Pine Box. Certainly, Tubs hasn't garnered much of a reputation of "honesty" or "humility" and he left Oxford in an epically heartbreaking fashion. But, all things considered, could you really blame him for leaving?
Let's look at the situation. In 1997, Tommy Tuberville had taken the Rebels to an 8-4 season capped with a Motor City Bowl victory over a Marshall team featuring Chad Pennington and Randy Moss.

So, what did we do? We squandered away a golden opportunity to keep one of America's great (then) young coaches in Oxford.
There are always myths, legends, and otherwise generally tall tales surrounding any SEC coaching change, but one of these that has generally been confirmed as fact is that Tommy Tuberville wanted serious facility upgrades from the athletic department. This included, among many other things, an indoor practice facility. During the mid-90’s, our facilities could best be described as “abysmal” by SEC standards and Tubs knew that his already superior recruiting would receive a major boost if this changed. He pleaded with the administration but they wouldn’t pony up. He made mockeries out of the facility issues at Ole Miss but, alas, no dice. After receiving the runaround from an athletic department with a bizarre phobia to shelling out cash to folks who have earned it, Tommy jumped ship for Auburn. The Tigers of the Plains basically promised Tommy to give him everything that Ole Miss wouldn’t. After ten seasons at Auburn, Tommy has brought that program out of “just-above-mediocre-with-occasional-wins-against-Alabama” and into “nationally-recognized-as-an-SEC-power.”
I’m not trying to suggest that we would be in a similarly great situation had Tommy stayed, but we would certainly not have had experienced the misery of the Orgeron years.
Sure, be bitter. He lied to the media and fans in a startlingly disrespectful manner and, for that, a bit of a grudge is warranted. However, when you really ask yourself "why did Tommy leave us," you'll begin to redirect your bitterness elsewhere.
Buuuuuuuuut, just to keep true to Auburn Hate Week, the official stance of the Red [REDACTED] Cup on Tommy Tuberville is "fuck 'm." Tommy, I can't help but respect you as a coach. But, deep down inside, you're still a son-of-a-bitch. We're going to ruin you tomorrow.
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sniffles, we did fuck it up didn't we. Damn!!! That was a bitter pill to swallow. How dare he leave and go and take a million+ dollar pay increase to coach at Auburn. After he recruited Syniker Taylor, Eddie Strong, Toward Sanford, (Kahlil Nash), and some more muda fuckas like them.
That was some real shit you just said red cup. But fuck'em anyhow, we got Nutts now bitches.
Brilliant post-Tommy analysis, Ghost.That arrogant bastard is still my favorite coach and last year I hoped he would get canned on the plains and catch the old Pine Box Airlines flight back to Oxford Regional.GTH Auburn.But wait, the rest of the SEC can GTH also.
Future blog post titles from Ghost:
The Pope: Is he really Catholic?
or
Howdy Doody: Does he really have wooden balls?
This is what's really funny:
Tuberville leaves Ole Miss to go to a better school because Ole Miss is a second rate dump.
Then, Arkansas runs off thier second rate coach to pursue a better option, and where does he wind up? You got it.
Fits like a glove.
@ gonzo
You actually spelled everything correctly in your post, but your logic is strange.
How does the first point relate to the second?
Tubberville left Ole Miss to go to a better program. HDN was fired by Arkansas then ended up at a worse program... that's your "point" right?
Similar to how we feel about Saban, but with just a hair less bitterness (I speak only for myself, but get this feeling from some of my fellow Bengals, at least the ones who actually attended classes there). It wasn't a direct jump in the case of Saban, but it was only a short time before landing at a divisional rival. Stings to the point of wanting to whip his ass good, but not all out hate.
To Confused:
Sorry buddy. Houston was offered a contract extension at Arkansas and didn't take it. He wasn't fired. Ooops there went that logic. I guess its to hard for some people to check their facts though.
To Not Confused:
I want a job where I can "not take a contract extension" and get a 3 million dollar severance package.
Some idiots will believe anything.
Nutt new way too much trash on Chancellor White and AD Broyles.
Why do you think they are all conveniently re-employed or retired? Coinsidence maybe?
Do you really believe that Nutt was offered an extention when 2/3s of the state hated his fucking guts?
Anyone in Arkansas can tell you your pissing in the wind with that idiotic statement.
By the way, it really doesn't matter to me if I spell everything right or not, as long as I can find my ass with both hands. That's a hell of a lot more than some of you guys can say.
gonzo...
I made a 30 on the ACT. I'm pursuing a professional degree. I'm probably able to locate my "ass with both hands" whatever the hell that means.
Forgive Gonzo... He's lost in a parallel universe because they somehow managed to beat the "Bestest Offensive Coordinator/Genius/jesus" and doesn't know how to handle it.
I assume your referring to the over-rated Tulsa win right?
Conference USA is NOT the SEC, I repeat NOT the SEC. But yeah, you give Gus a few more SEC type athletes, and you would basically have another Texas Tech.
That's a hell of a lot better coaching than Ole Miss think they have.
Aren't you special? I should feel so honored to even be able to hold this conversation.
Gonzo,
Nobody here thinks Guz Malzhan isn't a good X's and O's guy if you're looking to run a spread. Thing is, at Ole Miss we think the spread is kinda "faggy." You catch my drift?
You should feel honored that I even acknowledged you douche.
Jesus christ. Go the fuck home.
Get over it. He's here, BP's is there.. We beat you and just beat Awbarn.. We've moved on.. try it.
I see a grammar smack coming so please forgive the possessive s on the end of BP.. mis-typed.
Jesus Christ. Go the fuck home?
The only thing professional about you sir is that you take the word "stupid" to another level.
I know a lot of so-called professionals just like you that made a 30 on thier ACT too, and thier lucky they can even tie thier shoes without falling down.
The Razorbacks situation with Nutt was not the same as yours with Tuberville.
Anyone with any since would know that.
Well luckily around here (unlike in Arkansas), we know how to spell the word "their" and know in which context to use it. We also know the difference between "your" and "you're". There (notice which one I am using, please) is also a wonderful thing called spell check. I would suggest you use it next time before you get on this blog and then copy and paste in your (notice, notice) comment. It makes it much easier for us to read rather than translate.
In addition to better grammar and general functionality in life, we have a better team and a better coach than you do. There was plenty of smack talk before the Arkansas game, but I feel this dispute has been settled until next year. If you need more proof that the refs in fact do NOT make calls in our favor and win games for us, I would suggest that you go back and review what the refs at the Auburn/Ole Miss game could not review. Ole Miss not only won against Auburn this past weekend, they won against another team: TMCRU (team mentally challenged ref university).
Take your miserable life and post it in Arkansas.
I'm glad you guys are admitting I get under your skin.
I realize your doing your best to run me off, but it's probably going to get worse before it gets better.
As for posting in Arkansas, that's exactly what i've been doing every single day. Right before I post in Mississippi.
Oh yeah, and I did agree with the interference call at the end of the Arkansas/Ole Miss game, but your coach still sucks Hogs ass, no matter how you look at it.
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