Football is fun. Blogging is fun. So are girls and money. This football blog has never won me any of either. So unless Ghost becomes a rich, but generous, purveyor of concubines I will not sit idly by while he apologizes for me.
Why? Because while you might not hear from me every day, you needy little girls, when you do hear from me, I'm right. Did you happen across The Local Voice last week? Who reminded you that our last win over a Top 5 team was followed up by a loss? This guy. I'm not drinking the Kool-Aid. I don't have time.
I don't want to hear any gibberish about let-downs. Those are for apologizers like Ghost. And, I think we can all agree, he is a giant pansy. Our best player cannot hold on to the ball. We laid 324 big pass yards at the altar of an offense that couldn't pick its way through Wofford - not because we were on an emotional let-down, but because, when it comes to the secondary, we are who we thought we were. No apologies necessary, Marshay. Some of us saw this coming.
Yeah, I didn't get that Florida photo journal to you. And it's a shame, too. These sidewalking, mullet-having, orange-painted-butt-ed evolutionary rejects are the funniest thing you'll never see.
Of course, I'm not totally heartless. Eat this up, you selfish information consumers. I expect no compensation. My reward is in Heaven.
8 comments:
Ivory. I'll rip your scrotum off and shove it down your throat.
Who needs Hog fans when you can have this kind of Reb-on-Reb action?
Jesus ghost, you're acting like some douche bag I know who just got back from Russia with stuff like that.
Whoa...
You're right. I mean, I was mostly being sardonic but that really does sound like the aforementioned fella.
And by the way, it was a joke you know?
Shouldn't have to apologize for anything... this is ya'lls blog not ours.
Though I'll continue to read even if the info isn't updated constantly, I feel ya.
Dank little subtle JoJo reference, brah. Stay kynd, Ivory.
In all seriouosness, y'all's blog is great, except that the comment section keeps screwing me out of my google/blog naming abilities, and thus I have to keep posting anon. Keep up the good work.
When you begin an Ole Miss blog you take on an awesome responsibility. That is to provide me with something to check every 30 minutes while I'm wasting time at work.
If you don't keep it current then I am forced to work. That blood will be on your hands; not mine.
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