Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving has always been one of my favorite holidays. Gluttony, sloth, and football are three wonderful elements of the collective American psyche and any day which celebrates all of the above is fantastic in my book.

In all seriousness though, to live in a country which affords its citizens so many opportunities, endures adversity unlike any other, and has the capability to literally feed the world is certainly something for which I am quite thankful.

So, everybody, enjoy the holiday. Kick back, relax, eat some Turkey with cornbread dressing (none of this yankee white-bread nonsense), enjoy the parade, and watch some football.

Speaking of parades, I'm about to head back downstairs to see if my favorite float has made it on TV yet.


State, we still hate you.