Monday, November 24, 2008

Women of the Opposition: Mississippi State

Every week the RSC staff or just me looks for scandalous, exotic and really fat women that cheer for our weekend enemies. Women in the SEC are known for their beauty especially at our alma mater- OLE MISS

Mississippi State. A place for women exuding beauty and class

These are the kind of girls you bring home to momma

Their sexy looks, smoking hot bodies and endearing smiles would make a puppy pull a freight train.

Remember son, always use a vinyl oven mitt upon insertion

Wow. We went there. 

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I've been staring at that picture and can't figure out what the hell is going on to save my life.

Anonymous said...

is that artificial insemination? being performed by a toddler? with help from the father? When is granny comin' out to milk the bull? wahooo mittippi tate yeefuckinhaw pass me some o dem biscuits wit da musterd on 'em mmmhmmmmmmmm

Anonymous said...

Why out of sheer curiosity do you pick one of the worst sororities on campus as the link for the ole miss picture? Granted AOPie girls @ Ole Miss are better than most across the nation, but do us justice. Pick one of the top six sororities on campus next time.

Beck said...

Yeah, brahs, they like didn't even have hunch punch at the toga swap and stuff. Pick one of the top 6 mahn, because like, everybody knows that outside of that they're all uggz 'n stuff, dudebrah.

Anonymous said...

Why not just slip it in the back Bulldogs? You've got to cut a hole in the side? Dicks. We're going to drop 10 extra points on you hicks for animal cruelty.

Anonymous said...

Damn, Easter eggs hunts in Starkville are a lot more labor-intensive than I would have imagnined.

Anonymous said...

Those are pi phi's in the ole miss pic. I know 2 of them.

Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington said...

Good one, Beck! Because the fraternity guys at Ole Miss use the word "brah" all the time. Umm, incorrect. This isn't Southern California, Beck. Also, sororities do not throw toga swaps with hunch punch. But I guess you wouldn't learn things like that while hanging out at the Southern Breeze. But hey, making fun of fraternities is cool!! However, I hate to admit that you are correct in that LSU got raped's comment was ridiculous, as well as mean-spirited.

P-Willie Style said...

Where are we as a fanbase when the correct identity of a sorority whose members are shown in a picture elicits more commentary than a picture of a State fan helping his son (?) insert his fist into the torso of a fake cow? God help us all.

La Loché said...

go eat some spicy fries at the union brah

Beck said...

@ Shuler

Look bud, I get your hostility. I used to hate it when people took pot-shots at fraternities too. But after you graduate and move away from fratlife, you'll realize how completely retarded things like some guy ripping on (incidentally good looking) girls because they aren't in his idea of a "top 6" sorority are. Also, even though your GDI rips were a swing-and-a-miss, you'll see how dumb that sounds, too. I know you're still in school, man, but grow up.

I guess you're right that my written-impersonation of proto-typical frat talk was off, so... point to you, I guess.

Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington said...

Beck, I agreed with you about LSU got raped's comment, as I wrote it was "ridiculous, as well as mean-spirited." And I have graduated and moved away from "fratlife", but I wish daily I could go back to being an undergrad at Ole Miss (a sentiment I'm sure is shared by all of us). And by the way, my "GDI rips" were no more a "swing-and-a-miss" than your wildly inaccurate statements demeaning the Greek system at Ole Miss. If you are going to dish it out, be prepared to take it. That's only fair, brah.

Beck said...

@ Shuler in re: "wildly inaccurate statements about the Greek system":

Look I told you I was in a fraternity. So I know that sororities don't throw toga swaps, or provide hunch punch at parties. I was being disingenuous for comedic purposes. Eddie Griffith doesn't sincerely believe that someone's mother's teeth could be so yellow as to slow traffic either, see?

We're in agreement that the guy's comment was ludicrous. I'm just saying that towing the old "go eat in the Union GDI nerd" rope is almost equally as ludicrous. Especially since you're graduated and have moved on and are just hanging on to frat life Uncle Rico style.

Anonymous said...

On a side note, will someone please explain how Indiana Jones got raped?

Anonymous said...

will one of the admins erase the ongoing conversation between these two? i wanna learn why the ginger has his hand in a cow.

Anonymous said...

i happen to like the spicy fries. just talk it out over some grits from the HomeZone or a muffin top from Bleeker Street

Anonymous said...

His hand is in the cow, which I think I remember hearing is actually alive, to learn about the various digestive processes that an animal of the bovine persuasion goes through.

This maroon clad individual and what we can all imagine to be his illegitimate son, Ginger, are practicing the trade craft of the Cow College. Shoving one's hand into the working mechanism of a cow in order to gain some sort of 'knowledge' about life.

As for how this will translate for this weekend, I imagine Houston will be shoving a Powe sized fist up the collective ass of Sylvester, I'm a fucking walrus, Croom.

31-13, Go ring a cowbell fuck wads.

Anonymous said...

the indiana jones thing is a reference to a south park episode where indiana jones gets raped by spielburg and lucas...he gets raped because crystal skull added all this crazy ass alien ape shit and made it rediculous while they should have just stuck to the original adventure formula that made doctor jones such a hit to begin with...and regarding the union.....chick fil-a, live or die 24/7