
This chart is great because, being as how I created it using Microsoft Excel, it made me seem as if I were being productive at work.
CHART REDACTED BECAUSE I'M A MORON
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the win at Florida came after the loss to Vandy
way to support this economy with your diligence and efficiency. Its nice to know that our generation has mastered the art of fucking off while appearing busy. anyway i should probably get back to work at this bank and shove shitty loans down pplz throats lol1!!
I mean loss to South Carolina. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck.
Anon,
I'm diligent AND efficient, just not at my job.
Oh, and another thing:
"Its nice to know that our generation has mastered the art of fucking off while appearing busy."
While that's certainly the case, I'd be remiss to omit the fact that my work is contingent on assignments given to me by members of an older generation. When literally a majority of folks in my office are on leave because they're taking their daughter to the dentist or they're "suffering" from a sprained ankle (two actual excuses used) I'm left to sit in my cubicle and twiddle my thumbs.
I'm good at my job. I have yet to have an assignment become overdue. I just can't help the fact that sometimes I'm left without anything to do.
"Fucking off while appearing busy" isn't a generational thing; it's a human thing.
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