Monday, December 22, 2008

A Little Gloating

Every now and again it is appropriate to recognize those who have gone before us - not dead people, just great people. So, this message goes out to Matt Jones, Rex Grossman, David Greene, Jay Cutler, Brodie Croyle, Jamarcus Russell, all those Clausens, D.J. Shockley, and any other notable quarterback in the SEC from the last decade:

Wassup, lawya? Ole Miss Hotty Toddy gettin' that home-field advantage up da league. Get psyched, son; y'all gotta bring dat weak sauce to New York!


Also, shouts go out to Deuce McAllister, who was one of many Saints to score yesterday against the hapless Detroit Lions, and Ken Lucas, who temporarily staved off eventual defeat by the New York Football Giants by tackling Derrick Ward at the end of his 51-yard run to practically cinch the New York win.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

don't forget also that Ken Lucas set up the tying score thanks to his in the end zone pass interference. way to be team player Kenyata! uh oh, don't look now -- here comes steve smith and he looks pissed...

Anonymous said...

Tower,

Not to be picky, but shouldn't this be filed under "Dieties"?

Anonymous said...

Texas Tech beat Eli in the last game between the Red Raiders and the Rebels, right?

The Red Cup Admin said...

Anonymous Raider,

I forgot that Eli played in our secondary! He had 400+ yards and 3 TD's. That Ole Miss pass defense was the 2nd worst in the conference that season and cost us that game.

Also, BJ Symons is likely coaching highschool in Turkey, TX or some other forgettable hamlet whereas Eli is making more money than you or I will ever sniff by simply accurately throwing balls at tall, fast people.