Thursday, December 11, 2008

Season Recap: Photos and Haikus

Memphis, city of
I beg you, leave our fair town
Don't ever come back


Wake got the ball last
Dex threw an interception
Lewis missed the sack


We played hungover
And still won by 21
That guy's knee is fucked

Four interceptions?
Seriously, Mr. Snead!?
This one is on you


Holy fucking shit!
UF may win BCS
You're welcome, Timmy!


Lack of dicipline
Exposed our secondary
Goalline fumbles!? DEX!


Had a bad 1st half
Bama had a bad 2nd
Tweaked Mt. cody's knee


Season's turning point
Arkansas fans are crazy;
That was OPI


Jevan started slow,
Auburn's offense was limp-dicked
See ya, Tuberville!


No one saw this game
We made up a fake weblog
SQUAWK EM HAWK EM REBS!


Fuck you, LSU
That shit was way overdue
We earned ugly prize


We brought the egg home
Many happy returns, Dawgs!
Oh no! They fired CroomS!



That was a pretty kickass way to waste time at the office, if I must say so myself. If you've got any other haikus you'd like to share please do. Oh, and to whoever took these photos, shoot us an email so we can give you due credit (omg plz plz let us use them kthxbai).
EDIT: The photo of Billy Tapp juking some guy is pretty damned badass. That's definitely the highlight of his *ahem* illustrious football career at Ole Miss. Thank you for everything, Billy.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

This may be the funniest redsolocup post ever!

Anonymous said...

Memphis Game

Elvis sang Dixie
Never to return again
We hate you Pete Boone!

rightwingconspirator said...

I must disagree.The sermon by the Right Reverend was an instant classic.

La Loché said...

Post scriptum of the Earl of Nomnom's soliloquy "HAHA Y'all mawfukkas smell like a Goddamn county fair! OOH-WEE! Pass da murrstard cuz dey some corndog sons-a-bitchs here! SCOOT SCOOT MOTHERFUCKER!"

/best line de la copa roja

Anonymous said...

Weekend homework: Do it all over again, except in iambic pentameter.

Anonymous said...

i'd just like to point out that coach nutt is deadfishing the shit out of tommy t in that pic!!!! go rebs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

For the Egg Bowl:

Humiliation.
Negative fifty-one yards.
Eat a dick, rednecks.

Anonymous said...

For the Florida game:

Tebow's tears may cure
Cancer but they cannot cure
Greg Hardy's bitch slap.

Anonymous said...

For LSU:

The only reason
We didn't score thirty-eight?
Mercy. Suck on that.

Anonymous said...

For Auburn:

A couple more nails
In the old pine box. Karma
Can be a bee-otch.

Anonymous said...

Impressive.

Hope said...

FireBoone -you crack me up!
CupBoys- great post-y'all are the best!