
I beg you, leave our fair town
Don't ever come back
Dex threw an interception
Lewis missed the sack

And still won by 21
That guy's knee is fucked
Seriously, Mr. Snead!?
This one is on you

UF may win BCS
You're welcome, Timmy!
Exposed our secondary
Goalline fumbles!? DEX!

Bama had a bad 2nd
Tweaked Mt. cody's knee

Arkansas fans are crazy;
That was OPI

Auburn's offense was limp-dicked
See ya, Tuberville!

We made up a fake weblog
SQUAWK EM HAWK EM REBS!

That shit was way overdue
We earned ugly prize

Many happy returns, Dawgs!
Oh no! They fired CroomS!
That was a pretty kickass way to waste time at the office, if I must say so myself. If you've got any other haikus you'd like to share please do. Oh, and to whoever took these photos, shoot us an email so we can give you due credit (omg plz plz let us use them kthxbai).
EDIT: The photo of Billy Tapp juking some guy is pretty damned badass. That's definitely the highlight of his *ahem* illustrious football career at Ole Miss. Thank you for everything, Billy.
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This may be the funniest redsolocup post ever!
Memphis Game
Elvis sang Dixie
Never to return again
We hate you Pete Boone!
I must disagree.The sermon by the Right Reverend was an instant classic.
Post scriptum of the Earl of Nomnom's soliloquy "HAHA Y'all mawfukkas smell like a Goddamn county fair! OOH-WEE! Pass da murrstard cuz dey some corndog sons-a-bitchs here! SCOOT SCOOT MOTHERFUCKER!"
/best line de la copa roja
Weekend homework: Do it all over again, except in iambic pentameter.
i'd just like to point out that coach nutt is deadfishing the shit out of tommy t in that pic!!!! go rebs!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the Egg Bowl:
Humiliation.
Negative fifty-one yards.
Eat a dick, rednecks.
For the Florida game:
Tebow's tears may cure
Cancer but they cannot cure
Greg Hardy's bitch slap.
For LSU:
The only reason
We didn't score thirty-eight?
Mercy. Suck on that.
For Auburn:
A couple more nails
In the old pine box. Karma
Can be a bee-otch.
Impressive.
FireBoone -you crack me up!
CupBoys- great post-y'all are the best!
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