Friday, January 9, 2009

A Few Links

I'm still chanting SEC! SEC! SEC! over and over again in my head so, until that clears, peruse these links.

Read this piece from The Wall Street Journal on the SEC being better than you (Thanks to Cal)

Here are the Final AP Poll results. Ole Miss is #14.... and two spots behind #12 Texas Tech. Fuck you, AP voters. No, I'm not kidding. Serioulsy, fuck you. Did you not even watch the Cotton Bowl? I know, I know, poor start to the season 'n' all that. Whatever.

The President-Elect thinks we need a playoff. Great. So do a lot of people. Why should I care? Let me look at my copy of the Constitution (I'm a good American) and see where the President's opinion on controversial sports topic should mean something.... Let me see... Hmmm, no, it's not therrrrreee... Hm, oh, what about this article right unde... no, well, damn. Sorry, Barack.

ESPN's Gene Wojciechowski, who recently said that Utah should be #1 because the BCS is le bullshit, announces that would, in fact, place the Gators at the top of his ballot. There we go, Gene! Please don't disappoint us with any sort of "conviction." After all, you're a talking head and your opinions are allowed to be about as fluid as those of a college freshman.

13 comments:

Whiskey Wednesday said...

Ugh, that first article (it was actually from the Washington Post)? Fucking spare me. When you have anything new, well-informed, or relevant to write about, let me know. We get it: you've collectively pigeonholed an entire region into a stereotype of poverty, racism, lack of sophisticated education, and obsession with college football. Congrats on your expanded worldview, you fucking yuppie.

Anonymous said...

In defense of the president-elect:

They ask him the question, and he answers it. He isn't launching press-releases left and right.

You TOOL said...

Are you so lonely in life that you waste your time and electricity posting this stupid shit?

After reading this dribble it pleases me to say that you are truly a moron. Not a regular moron; the Mother of all Morons. I guess you know more about football than people who deal with sports and football for a living?

Other than collect rent in the trailer park where you live what do you do for a living? What; you professional armchair football coach?


Hey ass, why don't you stop putting foil on the rabbit ears in your doublewide and personally appeal all of the AP voters to vote for the Weebals you whiner. Maybe that'll make a difference and your team will move up to #13. But how is moving up a spot or two going to change the Seasons of losses that you rednecks in Oxford have tallied up since Archie left?

Quit dreaming...........you have embraced this lackluster group of losers for over 40 years; why change now? Why should you hope for a change in tradition?

You're losers........and you just have to continue to accept that.

The One That Got Away said...

Taking bets on what school he is affiliated with. Who do you faithful readers?

Anonymous said...

Arky and MooU have no tradition, whatsoever...

I smell corndogs.

Bob said...

Alabama, FTW.

I'm 99% sure of it. I'm also fucking thrilled that You TOOL has decided to post here at the Cup. He is literally the single most obnoxious moron within the SEC Blogosphere.

artiger said...

David, he's not one of mine, we're not that thin-skinned. While I can see how you might think Arky or State, he's Bama, at least from what I've seen on Deep South.

Anonymous said...

Probably right.

I just figured Bama fans would think twice before talking about trailers.

Juco All-American said...

Oh please.... please please please stay around You TOOL. I love

Juco All-American said...

By the way, I say that because GOJC actually does live in trailer park and has foil on the rabbit ears of his double wide.

Actually, he is almost certainly living a much cooler life than you.

Have fun eating poop though... or whatever it is that you and all your (insert whatever school you like) friends like to do. Hey... if you can make random assertions of fact, so can I.

artiger said...

Juco, you have lost it.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but he's got good grammer.

Beck said...

Never thought I'd say this, but:

Gonzo, Check +. That made me laugh.