Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Ole Miss - 31, National champs - 30.... You honestly think this is cool?

"Oh my God, we just beat Florida!"

These are the words of a one Juco All-American, a rogue bloggeur with a love and knowledge of Ole Miss unlike most. At the time of this utterance, the Ole Miss Rebels had pulled off what then seemed to be the most unlikely of upsets. It was a damn, damn good feeling which proved to be the first in a long string of good feelings. This season was incredibly memorable and absolutely thrilling to watch (and subsequently blog). During the points-orgy that was the 2nd half of our season, our middle fingers flew high, bourbon flowed like the Mississippi, and every Hotty was Toddied.

Yet, now, after all of those successes, folks are still stuck on beating Florida. They want to sell you ugly t-shirts and bumper stickers and whatnot because "DAMMIT WE BEAT FLORIDA WHOOO!" You would think that after having defeated the Gators during three of our last four meetings that we'd be used to it by now (ooooh, burn) but this is still some incredible novelty to many of us. Yes, it's a memorable game, and one of the single greatest games in the history of all of Ole Miss football, but to make that the focus of our very successful 2008-9 season is pretty durned foolish.

Unfortunately, this isn't the first time I've seen we Rebels fail to see the forest for the trees. In the original Abner's on the corner of University and South Lamar, there hangs a copy of the 1977 Notre Dame football schedule. The Irish were crowned the national champions of that season despite having one blemish on their record: a 20-13 loss to Ole Miss in Jackson. At that game, Joe Montana sat on the bench as the backup quarterback for the Irish as he watched the domers shock the country by falling to the Ole Miss Rebels.

Yet, this example is different from its modern counterpart because, for those times, such celebration of a single game was necessary. This is because the 1977 Ole Miss season was pretty forgettable otherwise. The Rebs finished that season without a bowl appearance, having lost to Alabama, Auburn, Georgia, Mississippi State, LSU and *gulp* Southern Miss (the State game was later forfeited, but still).

Why do this? Do you think this hurts the feelings of Florida fans or something? Well, it doesn't. After watching the BCS title game at a bar armed to the teeth with Florida fans, an Ole Miss cohort of mine began shouting "we beat the national champions!" The Florida fans effected enough to respond generally said things along the lines of "WHOOOOOOOO FUCK YES MOTHERFUCK YEAH BCS CHAMPS MOTHERFUCKERS!"

A few of them even thanked us for "lighting a fire under their asses" and took the time to congratulate us on our win over Texas Tech.

"The SEC owns the Big XII, broseph!" Yeah, I got that and, while incredibly douchey in that uniquely Florida way, it goes to show that our win over them isn't so much a blip on their radar screen. Hell, most Florida fans are glad they lost to us early in the season as opposed to shitting the bed against someone else (Florida State, Bama) with bigger BCS implications later on.

We became a nail in Tommy Tuberville's pine box, royally embarrassed LSU in Tiger Stadium, and stunned 90-something-percent of Americans after smacking around the Texas Tech Red Raiders of the "mighty" Big XII South. Yet, all some of us seem to give a rat's ass about was beating Florida in the Swamp.

We're the shin snappin', fin slangin', Jevan Snead and Dexter McCluster havin' Cotton Bowl Champions. We're not some bullshit, vicarious National Champions. Let's quit dwelling on that game and focus on our successful season at large.

Of course, it's more than alright to have cheered for the Gators in the BCS Championship Game. The Sooners are a dastardly, bastardly group and, as a fan of an SEC school (that isn't Georgia), you're expected to pull for the Gators in such a situation. But you should pull for them for the sake of the conference as a whole; not just for the benefit of Ole Miss. Their defeat of Oklahoma marked the third consecutive year in which the crystal football was hoisted high by SEC hands which makes, not just one, but five of our victories that much more impressive. The SEC IS the best conference out there and we no longer need to waste our time trying to prove that.



P.S. - Alright, I will admit that making Tim Tebow cry still reminds me of all of the good things in life (Sex, pie, the 2nd Amendment, et cetera)

P.P.S. - Oh, and to whoever my temporary "broseph" may have been that evening: the SEC does, in fact, own the Big XII. Suck it, SEC haters.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

The score was actually

Ole Miss - 31
National Champs - 30

The title of this article leads you to believe otherwise.

Anonymous said...

For some reason we just have that segment of dorky fans who think shit like that is cool. I think the fact we were the only team to beat the Gators is awesome, but there's no need to commemorate it with a shirt. Bush League.

Anonymous said...

Someone at my office who is an older Ole Miss alum, and went to the Cotton bowl, ran over to me excitedly yesterday morning to show me his new "Ole Miss - 31, National Champs - 30" bumper sticker. "Isn't this cool!"

Bob said...

@ Herr Nerd,

Thanks. My bad. It's fixed now.

Bob said...

@ Warchief,

We all think it's cool, obviously. I just think that our season was so much more than just beating Florida in the Swamp. I'm certain that you agree but I just felt like putting that out there.

Anonymous said...

Wow....I always expected it; now it is confirmed. You are all a bunch of right wing nut job lunatics....

The second amendment? Who the hell cares about that shit. We have a new regime now. No more of this "Guns, Guns, Guns" bullshit!

Bob said...

@ Anon,

Jokes just fly right the fuck over your head, don't they?

Anonymous said...

You know what else flys over my head? Bullets, from guns, because of the second amendment and RWNJs.

Anonymous said...

@ Anon,

Please read "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand, then think about the last fifty years of our country.

In response to the blog, I 100% agree. I live and deal with UF fans every day. They are glad we beat them. Us talking shit about it makes them happy, so what's the point in doing it? It was a huge win, but so was every other SEC win, considering we lost every conference game last year.

Bob said...

@ Anon,

This is exciting! I'm pretty certain we've never had a reader from Gaza before!

Bob said...

And besides me jokingly suggesting that the 2nd Amendment is on par with pie and sex, what qualifies me as "right wing nut jobs?"

I'm all ears... well, eyes. You get my point.

Hiram Cross said...

@ JaxReb-

The only thing to be learned by reading Atlas Shrugged is that you should quit hanging out with whoever advised you to read it.

A girl gave me a copy of that book years ago. She told me to read it, that it would help me understand her. If I had know to run for the hills right then and there, that would have saved me a world of hurt.

@ Ghost-
The joke flew right over my head, too. That's odd placement for sarcasm, as sex and pie are both pretty wonderful gifts from above.

Now the twenty-first amendment....THERE'S an amendment that deserves to be placed on the same pedestal with sex and pie.

You TOOL said...

Oh my God.

Please keep your chest bumping and fist pumping for the various men's rooms you visit in that backwards state you're from.

You guys typed this.........

"Yet, this example is different from its modern counterpart because, for those times, such celebration of a single game was necessary"

Then you get your Vikky Secrets all bunched up your butt when I point out that you've been losers for over 40 years.

Looks to me like you agree with me.

Bob said...

No, I get my "Vikky Secrets" all bunched up because you say lame shit like "Ole PISS Webbuhs."

You're an unoriginal douche. It's not your message that I disagree with, but how you deliver it. Tool.

Ivory Tower said...

@ You TOOL

If you're going to accuse a group of Ole Miss fans of being unaware of our last few decades of rather pedestrian performance in athletics, you've probably come to the wrong place.

Ghost's post simply points out that our victory over Florida is only one satisfying aspect of a satisfying season. Outside a very elite group of football powers (into which, I gather, you erroneously believe we would place ourselves), nine wins (one over the eventual champion, two dominating wins over our most heated rivals) is something about which to be proud.

So, please, go back to your day job pissing in the Gatorade buckets at the Special Olympics.

Anonymous said...

Ghost,
Thats all you RWNJs care about is the damn second amendment. And to even suggest that your coy little games are anywhere near on par with the attrocities (SP?) going on in Gazza is a laugh. I bet you also loved and rooted in for Italy in the WW2 history books.

Anonymous said...

I didn't say you had to agree with Rand, I just think its irresponsible for people to support any policy without first looking back at the results of similar policies in the past. You've obviously decided that it would have been great if American colonists never had firearms based on what you've observed as a result of people having them.

Bob said...

Anon,

I can't tell if I'm replying to the same Anon or not... Fuck, I really need to just ban anonymous posting here.

Anyway, if you're not going to spell "Gaza" correctly then I'm not going to take you seriously. Oh, and speaking of Italy in WWII, you can bet your bottom fucking dollar that Mussolini LOVED him some gun control.

Anonymous said...

I don't see anything wrong with celebrating our victory over Florida. Calling a group of our fans dorky for doing so is dorky. Y'all read to much NAFOOM

Bob said...

Patridge,

You're missing the point. After Florida won the NC, Ole Miss fans were approaching them (in person, on the webz, etc) and saying "HAHA LOL WE BEAT THE NATIONAL CHAMPS."

That is incredibly stupid and dorky. Do you think they give a shit that we beat them now? They won a BCS title? Also, for the umpteenth time, it's 'tarded to reduce an exciting and eventful season to ONE game!

We aren't at all against celebration. Don't construe this as such.

Anonymous said...

Hitler and Saddam Hussein were also big fans of gun control.

Just sayin'.

Hiram Cross said...

@ssmund-

Hitler and Saddam Hussein were also big fans of your mom.

Just sayin'.

Could we take the political pontificating elsewhere? It was just a joke. Apparently. Not a funny one, mind you, but just a joke nonetheless.

Anonymous said...

Ghost,
You are speaking to the same Anon... I dont really care what you say... You are a Fascist RWNJ and your blog sucks and so does TIM TEEEEBBBBBOOOOOOWWWWW!!! Go back to your job and stop posting you Italy loving rainbow hating hippy bashing hate monger!

Anonymous said...

I don't see how y'all view this as saying the season came down to just this one game. I think y'all are making assumptions there. People are just celebrating the fact that along with our great season we also put the lone blemish on the NC team.

La Loché said...

Ayn Rand, Gaza, and Mussolini on RSC? This shit got deep in a hurry. The bumper stickers seemed sweet when I was drooling at the bar, but yes, it does belittle the season as a whole.

Ivory Tower said...

31-13.

What I just did there was a fun new game, that I'm sure Gonzo will just love, where I start my comment with something about the most recent season that makes me happy. It's withdrawal therapy.

Also, I'm going to go ahead and accuse Anonymous of being one of the many loud-mouthed but lovable friends of we, The Cupdaters, who is almost certainly just trying to twist up Ghost's undy-wares.

Anonymous said...

Wow...So at least Ivory is a smart one....Now which one am I?

You TOOL said...

The Ghost of Jay Cutler said...

No, I get my "Vikky Secrets" all bunched up because you say lame shit like "Ole PISS Webbuhs."

You're an unoriginal douche. It's not your message that I disagree with, but how you deliver it. Tool.


Okay.........lemme see if I get this right.

You and the other seven dwarfs here go out into the blogsphere and just pummel the living bejesus out of other teams and fans; but that's okay. Someone comes back and calls you on it; then gives you the verbal smackdown and you don't like the delivery?

You my friend need to go home, wash your 'gina; then come back to the table dressed as a man.

We'll talk then.

monkey11508 said...

I hate you tool. He goes to all of the good Ole Miss blogs. Fuck that guy.

The Red Cup Admin said...

To You TOOL,

Exactly. You've figured it aaaalllll out. Look, dude, we've got great fans from rival schools here. Artiger is an LSU guy, GonzoHog (we give him shit but he's at least somewhat civil) is an Arkansas fan, LeakBrewerGator is a Gator, etc. They're civil, original, clever, and contribute to the conversation. You, so far, have accomplished none of the above.

artiger said...

You holla, Admin?

I posted somewhere else that there is some thin skin out there, and it seems to wrap the same folks. What's next, political correctness policies on the blogosphere?

Hunter said...

Political correctness is tyranny with manners.

ColonelRebDay said...

Thanks for posting our "ugly" t-shirt. We kinda like the message. There is a better virtual mock-up of it and the bumper stickers at

www.daydreamsstore.com

I don't think everyone is too hyped up about the Florida game. Everyone is hyped up about the REBELS, period!
If you want Rebel t-shirts with Auburn or LSU on them...we can do that too......

Anonymous said...

31-13

OK Ivory, I'll bite, but I'm still not quite sure where your going with the game.
I do know it's the final score of the Ole Miss vs. LSU game in Baton Rouge though. What next?

Anonymous said...

ColonelRebDay, damn man I gotta give it to you. After a full post dedicated to lambasting those shirts and the failed logic of celebrating a single game out of a great turn-around season you still whoop out the brass balls and hock your wares on the comments.

I am impressed. Well done.