Saturday, February 14, 2009

Be My Valentine, The Darkness of Nightfall


Hate me...

Here I sit. Alone. Deeply, darkly, blissfully alone. You would laugh at me. Oh would you ever laugh at me. But it is I who has the last and most soulful laugh on this day, a disgusting day. While you and whatever vapid tramp you're dragging around-stuffing her face with shitty pasta, chocolates, and appletinis-are about, feeding the corporate guilt war machine with your own wealth all because you hope to get laid, I, xxgr3gxx, will be suffering through true bliss.

Loneliness, that is my bliss. Oh, sweet darkness, envelop me, take my soul. Make me bleed inside. How do you fight loneliness? You smile all the time and laugh at every joke. Hah. Pathetic. Loneliness is for the honest, the ones who are not afraid of their own anguish.

I pity you.

Have a horrible Valentines day, motherfuckers. I'm going to sit alone at Huddle House and drink decaf for two or three before going home to slip into some girls jeans and flat iron my hair. Oh, and I'm going to weep to my new Girl Talk CD.


-emo Greg Hardy


12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Girl Talk is definitely not emo.

Anonymous said...

haha i wonder if Greg Hardy has ever stumbled upon this wonderful blog

Bob said...

I know that Girl Talk isn't emo. I was just equating emo with silly trends is all.

Anonymous said...

they better hope not, i wouldnt want to see him angry

Anonymous said...

whoever weeps to girl talk must have serious problems...like emo kids and whoever lines up across with GREG MUTHAFUDGIN HARDY

Hunter said...

Best photoshopping RSC has done. Robert Smith would be proud.

Anonymous said...

girl talk may not be emo, but it is fucking gay. any male who listens to girl talk should be bitchslapped and exiled to france.

Anonymous said...

Oh, how I've missed emo greg hardy!

ericwindham said...

Any guy who listens to girl talk??? How 'bout any guy who knows about girl talk!!!

WTF is girl talk, seriously? Wait, don't tell me. I hate France.

Anonymous said...

Do yall know what Girl Talk is? It's only the most badass DJ this side of Planet Jupiter. Seriously, don't diss GT if you didn't witness first hand what went down at the Lyric friday night...

Anonymous said...

yeah i mean girl talk is totally the coolest thing since high school musical. HETEROSEXUALITY FAIL

Anonymous said...

Watch Hardy kick ass in 2009 & then sign with the NFL for big bucks.
Memphis Reb