Boi, I haD drEAmEd AboUt U laSt niGhT AgIn! I nO U bIn lOoKiN @ mY FAceBOOk! BoI U BetTa RigHt oN My WaLl! U mAy NoT LoOk @ mY FaCeBooK BuT I No I look @ YoUrs!!! WhY DoN’T YoU eVAR caLl?? I jUs 1 2 TalK 2 U! I CaLleD U thA UtHa DaY! I dOnT THiNk U sEeN It BuT I cAlLeD U A LoT sO U MiGhT HeRE It BuT U DidNT!
U bIn HanGiN’ LoW WITh ThAt UtHa GUrl? DaT BiTcH I cUt wItH Da BoX CutTAhZ? I hOpE Not CuZ iF U HaZ I gOn CuT U! HAHAHAHA! iM JuSt PlAyINg! I WoOD NeVAr HuRt U TwAtTy WaTtY! U No I lUv U! I LuV U MoRe DaN D’LiShUs LuVs FlAvA o NeW YoRk LuV TaYleR MaId!
BuT iF U HanGin WiT Dat CrAzY BitCh AgIn, I DoNT KnOw WuT I WoOD Do. It MaY Get mIdEivAl Up in Here! My GuRl CaNnIe aNd Me Is gOnA CoMe vIsiT dAt bItCh aND We GoN BriNG OuR CutTAhZ in CaSe ShE neEd uS tO OpEn a PaCkaGe or SuMThIng!
CaLl Me BaCk TeRR BeAR. We ShUd B 2GethA 4EvA!
Ur GuRl,
***MaRiShA***
22 comments:
Yikes. just yikes.
That is awesomely horrible.
I think I'm ready for Valentine's Day to be gone.
Humor Fail
Man... I'm so un-funny.
I asked Cla-Money to be my valentine one time. Actually, some chick with us did. He was really excited until he saw I was a man.
Don't beat yourself up JUCO...did you have a beer or three at lunch?
Did you all at least understand the subject matter? That crazy girl who cut another girl with boxcutters because she was jealous that the other girl was dating terrence watson?
Yes, it was understood. Still a fail.
Apparently everyone on the Cup had the same homework assignment.
Is this racist?
It's only as racist as you want it to be.
No. It's not racist at all. It's 100% based on facts and has nothing to do with black or white. Here's a quote from Marisha's friend (on facebook) an hour after the battery/attempted murder happened.
"REE REE I shuDa KNwn u WAS goNE reTAiLIate TuFF... U mY moTha****In GURl!!! I Swear ON my MAMA if I WUda BEEN thUR I WUda HAD YO bacK TO tha FUll...hOES haTE ANd wanNA rUn Up SENd THEy biTCH ass TO Tha ER!!!!"
I'm serious. That's real.
I laughed. Does that mean I'm not funny either?
Haha I got it. And loved it. Guess you can't please everyone.
No Roy, it just means your more stupid than they are.
This is funny. Black, white, racist, not racist, arkansas fan, whatever...this crap is funny. She had a BOXCUTTER! Seriously. It was a live action episode of COPS on the UM campus. You can't make up funnier stuff than that.
terrible
Nice....GonzoHog calling someone stupid while simultaneously using incorrect grammar.
Nice...Typical....but Nice.
Bravo sirs. That was comedic gold. It probably was racist, but we're all racist, so it's funny. Racism is the nut-shot video of prejiduces.
I'm pretty sure that rEtARDeD sh0rTH@nD is a multi-race epidemic. It has much more to do with being a 12-21 year old girl than it does with being black or whatever other race.
hi-larious.
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