That means tomorrow will be a blistery, but unusually full, midweek day of Rebel sports in Oxford. Begin your day with a drink. Then, take in the Rebel Netters first outdoor match against Memphis at 2 p.m. The Tigers have all the flair you might expect from an inner-city tennis team, so Billy Chadwick's bunch will have dispatched their opponents with plenty of time for you to run over to Sterling, chug a few beers, and grab a Baconator to go on your way to Oxford-University Stadium without missing the first pitch, which will probably be disappointing for the Rebs, anyway.
Monday, March 2, 2009
Baseball Moved to Oxford
Tuesday's game against the Arkansas State Whoosey-Whatsits has been moved to Oxford and scheduled for a 6 p.m. start. The game was relocated because Jonesboro is a terrible town where the best place to pick up chicks is Cici's Pizza the combined number of the Ole Miss coaching staff outnumbered expected attendance at Whoosey-Whatsit Stadium, even when divided by three Houston Nutt hates Arkansas Ryan Mallett ran his car into the bullpen at Whoosey-Whatsit Stadium on Saturday night inclement weather was predicted.
That means tomorrow will be a blistery, but unusually full, midweek day of Rebel sports in Oxford. Begin your day with a drink. Then, take in the Rebel Netters first outdoor match against Memphis at 2 p.m. The Tigers have all the flair you might expect from an inner-city tennis team, so Billy Chadwick's bunch will have dispatched their opponents with plenty of time for you to run over to Sterling, chug a few beers, and grab a Baconator to go on your way to Oxford-University Stadium without missing the first pitch, which will probably be disappointing for the Rebs, anyway.
That means tomorrow will be a blistery, but unusually full, midweek day of Rebel sports in Oxford. Begin your day with a drink. Then, take in the Rebel Netters first outdoor match against Memphis at 2 p.m. The Tigers have all the flair you might expect from an inner-city tennis team, so Billy Chadwick's bunch will have dispatched their opponents with plenty of time for you to run over to Sterling, chug a few beers, and grab a Baconator to go on your way to Oxford-University Stadium without missing the first pitch, which will probably be disappointing for the Rebs, anyway.
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