Remember how that first year in Oxford was a particularly perilous time for you with regard to responsible decisions while consuming alcohol? Well, Andre Sterling, who the Cup has yet to confirm is actually a member of the Ole Miss Football team, feels your pain.
In his defense, Sterling claimed that he had to drive to pick up Ryan Mallet, who, somewhere, was way more trashed.
A DUI is an awful petty offense for consideration on the All-Perilloux Team. I will be opposing his admission into that august group. But, if this nameless, faceless Hargrave graduate is, in fact, on the team, then his greatest (which is to say, his last and his only) achievement for the Rebels will be the recognition we deserve in the gold standard of intercollegiate delinquent reporting - the Fulmer Cup. Huzzah!
Monday, March 9, 2009
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Sterling is on the football team. He was a sign and place candidate in Nutt's first class and put up some impressive stats his senior year. He didn't do too much at Hargrave and was told he was going to be a walk-on with a chance to earn a scholarship at Ole Miss.
Cliff notes: He is on the team.
http://www.olemisssports.com/SportSelect.dbml?SPSID=12787&SPID=737&DB_OEM_ID=2600&SORT_ORDER=2&Q_SEASON=2009&PRINTABLE_PAGE=
number 28
http://www.olemisssports.com/ViewArticle.dbml?SPSID=12787&SPID=737&DB_OEM_ID=2600&ATCLID=1383791&Q_SEASON=2009
Yeah, DUI's should only count for Coaches and members of the Kicking Team. You gotta fill those slots somehow.
I can assure you that Sterling is on campus and on the team. I live in the dorm with him...Kincannon none the less not Deaton
Thanks for the impecable timing Dre, that was neat. But really, for the sake of consistancy, couldn't you have found someting to steal? A clock, blanket, six friggen bucks, anything?
You dumb ass Ole Miss fans need to get over yourself about Arkansas. You are just in denial about yo guys got a sorry coach and are taking it out on us because we are going to whup your asses every year in football so just STFU.
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