Thursday, January 29, 2009

This just in: Pat Patterson is Hilarious

Erik Skinnett, the staff writer for CrimsonConfidential.com, wrote this Tidbugget (Yancy's got Tidbits,Neal's got Nuggets, we at the Cup have TIDBUGGETS.... which are really just us linking to other folks' sites) on Pat Patterson. It's the typical MadLibs kinda article with the whole "oh yeah I like [COACH] and [PLAYER] so I could really see myself playing for [UNIVERSITY][TEAM NAME] and wearing that [COLOR] uniform" feel to it. However, it does have this quote by Patterson which he uttered while speaking of his recruitment to Tennessee's Ed Orgeron:
“He’s a good guy,” Patterson said of Orgeron. “He just talks too loud.”

Picturing Pat Patterson speaking in what is an undeniably thuggin' country accent say "he jus talk to damn lout" with a goofy, twisty smirk on his face makes me giggle. Pat, Hurricane Orgeron heard that. Board up Noxubee county now, or you're toast.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

This site sucks.

ColRebsLastBreath said...

Amazing insight anonymous... what a cowardly bitch

Bob said...

Well, that's it fellas. We had a good run. Pack it in, let's get out of here.

I know, I know you want to stay but, some State fan doesn't like what we do and, well, he even had the courage to anonymously let us know that. We've really just lost the will to keep it up anymore after that hard blow.

Goodbye, SEC and Rebel Blogospheres.

Anonymous said...

Go make a better one then fagtron.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous, get off the message boards and get back to banging your sister.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious.
Some guy quotes a very simple fact, not well taken by supporters of this blog, and what do they go and do? They come back with statements that symbolize that exact factual statement.

The Red Cup Admin said...

Gonzo,

You sure do visit a site a lot for thinking it sucks. And what statements symbolize he site's supposed suckage? People disagreeing? Of course an Arkansas fan would suggest such a thing.

Anonymous said...

RSCA,

You know why I visit.
As far as your question is concerned, the simple fact that your ignorant to the answer says it all.

Erik said...

Gonzo, your logic is genius and undeniable.

I bow to your infinite pig wisdom.