Friday, March 6, 2009

More Gifts for the Obamas

After seeing the piece of luggage gifted to then-Senator Obama by our beloved university and how much our President appreciates it (see: just enough to actually use it) I decided that we should all pitch in and snag a few of the following for the Obama family:

For Michelle, a lovely set of bed linens and drapes. Trust me, Madame First Lady, they look much better with the lights off. ;) ;) :P
For Sasha and Malia, a pair of terrific backpacks! Now you can carry all of your schoolbooks in style! Whoah! Slow down there girls, don't fight over 'em! There are plenty of backpacks to go around!
And for Barack we'd like to gift a t-shirt to commemorate the weekend of the Presidential Debate at Ole Miss!

Send any and all thank you letters stimulus checks to Andy Kennedy's defense team.



P.S. - Damn, I hate our marketing department.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

For the love of God, what is it going to take to get Ole Miss officials to nix all things royal blue (see backpack above)???

Anyone ever see a royal blue and white Penn State jersey? Anyone ever see a royal blue and gold Michigan hat? Anyone ever see a royal blue and red Arizona shirt?

How hard is it to give the correct PMS numbers to these manufacturers? Jesus Christ.

Anonymous said...

love this

Ivory Tower said...

I'm just waiting on Julian Bond, chair of the NAACP, to get pissed that the first black president is walking around with an Ole Miss tote bag.

Ivory Tower said...

And here's something you can take to the bank: just because we are Ole Miss, we are likely to be the first victim of some nebulous malady that in 3-4 years everyone will be calling "The Obama Curse."